Well it is.
Mr. MHH, my sweet sister and I have completely lost our minds and have decided to run a half marathon.
Let me begin by letting the world know the following:
I AM NOT A RUNNER
I am not swift like a gazelle with those long lean gorgeous yoga-esque muscles. When I run my legs put on muscle--- rhino muscle-- not gazelle. I do not glide across the running path... I more barrel down the street like a Mack Truck.
I'm not kidding-- my quads are like weapons--- great for a linebacker... not so great for a woman.
Good news is that the hubbs thinks I look better than ever-- he hasn't noticed that we could now share pants. (Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit)
Did I mention said half marathon is less than two weeks away?
Oh yes, and I'm sick-- day 6 and it's bad. Loss of voice, coughing, runny nose, achy all over... my co-workers are calling me "Patient Zero." Yes, it's pretty nasty.
Needless to say, this has put a serious cramp in my training. I rested Saturday and Sunday hoping that I would be raring to go yesterday for a 12 miler.
Not.
So.
Fast.
About 3 miles in I had to stop-- the intense stabbing pain in my throat every time I took a breath was just a bit much. So, back to the pavement this evening--- Mr. MHH has a guys' night, so I won't have to keep up with his pace and can just truck through it on my own. We'll be keeping the fingers seriously crossed-- and the legs so they look slimmer.
xoxo,
Mrs. Mack Truck